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Well look at your tiny little dick down there! Haha it is so small and so pathetic that all I can do is laugh at you. Were you born a girl? There is absolutely no way you can ever please a woman.
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This is like weird and unusual.
It should really be on the Guinness Book of World Records for tiniest cock out there.
I just don't know if we really want to classify it as a cock.
This is so mini.
It's the only way to put it.
It's a mini man cock.
Have you been told that before?
Has it been embarrassing?
When you go and you take a girl out to dinner.
Because you know, you're not a horrible looking guy.
I could totally see you getting deep with girls.
Taking them out.
Getting them home.
And even with them being *********.
Once your pants get taken off.
They're like, "Oh my god. Where is it? Are you a woman?"
Look at that fucking dick of yours.
It's so fucking tiny and pathetic.
No girl wants to fuck that either.
Look at you.
A ***********.
You have a tiny baby penis.
A little tiny cock.
Oh my lord.
Is that supposed to be a cock?
That is...
Oh my gosh.
That is like this big.
Even...
I can't bloody even see it.
Oh my gosh.
Get that little tiny weeny thing out of my face.
I can't see it.
It's so little.
It's like...
I don't even know if you'd be a candidate for like reconstructive...
like penal enlargement.
Because that thing is the smallest thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.
Oh my god.
You have the most tiniest penis I've ever seen.
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