Quella cosa tra le tue gambe è patetica

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Your dick is a JOKE. It is so small and tiny that I can't even really call it a penis. Why are you so pathetic and small? And do you really think you have any chance of getting with a woman.

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Hi there, you little...

Yeah, that's right, the smallest.

Like, that thing is so fucking tiny that I can barely see it.

You're lucky I'm even taking the time to do this right now,

because usually I don't fuck with guys that have a tiny dick like you do.

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In fact, I usually don't give the time of day to anyone with less than a perfect cock,

so you should be lucky that I'm even gracing you with my presence right now.

Your dick is so fucking small, it looks like an owie belly button.

I mean, let's be serious here. I can barely see it.

We're around all the fucking hair and fat rolls and fucking whatever the fuck you got going on.

Oh my gosh, that is such...

It's the smallest thing I have ever seen!

I've seen a fucking spider!

A fucking ant bigger than that!

What is that? Oh my gosh!

Wow, I have not seen such a small penis in all my life.

birth defect than a penis.

Oh my god.

You have the most tiniest penis I've ever seen and it's kind of like really freaking me out.

Again, it's just this big.

Like smaller than my little fucking finger.

Like we're not even talking about the thumb.

Like I have more girth in my thumb.

Look at that fucking dick of yours. It's so fucking tiny and pathetic.

It's like... no girl wants to fuck that either.

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